Are you, or are have you ever considered becoming, a generous benefactor to the arts?

Do you conduct most of your online financial transactions whilst drunk?

If so, welcome.

In exchange for your patronage you will get your name listed below in oversized gold italics.

Richard DeDomenici gratefully acknowledges the philanthropy of the following individuals and organisations:

Clare Adams, London, £25.00

David Greg Harth, New York, £5.00

Alexander Clifford, Milton Keynes, £00.10